The Motherland
I've noticed some strange things since I've been home.
- Nothing has changed and no-one is surprised to see you
- The British know how to merge
- They also know how to queue
- British jewelry is ugly.
- People are still (mostly) polite.
- The countryside is spectacular
- Seagulls are not scared of humans, and will fight you for your chips
- TV is VERY boring
- they have funny accents
- Pedestrians never look where they are going
- dog poo doesn't get picked up
Still, I suppose I'll get used to it!